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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

(via suburbanwhitemomvevo)

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braziliankevindurant:

omg

(Source: trappunzelll, via suburbanwhitemomvevo)

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pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

(via suburbanwhitemomvevo)

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p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

(via happinessisinfinite)

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triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

(via drapetomania)

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"You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him."

Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via m-e-ghan)

(via cincodegayo)

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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(via charlie-simps0n)

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coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via starstruckkkk)

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audidas:

me everyday: fuck America

me on Fourth of July: hell yea bitch USA go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team USA all day and week month year and century i love America D I C K S Q U A D

(via suburbanwhitemomvevo)

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(Source: comediva, via thehilariousblog)

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(Source: silumia, via slutby)

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officialbrony:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic

officialbrony:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic

(via suburbanwhitemomvevo)

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"The world didn’t get worse, homie, your eyes just got wider."

fuckin deep ass top comment on youtube   (via yabatch)

(Source: cas-wants-the-dean, via thesememoriesneverdie)

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"I don’t miss him anymore. Most of the time, anyway. I want to. I wish I could but unfortunately, it’s true: time does heal. It will do so whether you like it or not, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. If you’re not careful, time will take away everything that ever hurt you, everything you have lost, and replace it with knowledge. Time is a machine: it will convert your pain into experience… It will force you to move on and you will not have a choice in the matter."

Charles Yu (via drapetomania)

(Source: larmoyante, via drapetomania)

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